cue funeral processional march

Jane magazine is no more; the last issue will hit newsstands in July.

Jane cover, being all fun and funky and anti-Cosmo

I just renewed my year subscription--do I get my 10 bucks back?

the girls are back in town

Mariacarla Boscono struts it in Dior Haute Couture Fall 2007, courtesy

Stella, Naomi, Angela, Linda, Amber, Helena, Shalom.
Sasha, Lindsay, Mariacarla, Gisele, Raquel, Irina, Doutzen, Stam, Coco, Caroline, Lily.

Raquel Zimmermann in Dior Haute Couture Fall 2007, courtesy

John Galliano rounded up the best of the best to walk Dior's 60th anniversary couture show at Versailles on Monday.

And oh yeah, the clothes were fucking amazing, too.

Dior Haute Couture Fall 2007, courtesy

closet space

At times like this, I wish I were Posh.

According to Perez Hilton, Posh is designing a $500,000 closet for her new house in LA. What does that $500,000 buy you?

A leather floor, a chandelier, an Andy Warhol print, and a camera that offers a 360 degree look at her outfit.

It's good to be Posh.

a shocking revelation

Tom and Suri Cruise in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat in the South of France on June 19

Minnesota Nice Midwest just pointed out that Suri Cruise has essentially the same haircut that Posh, Tom and Katie share.

Does their hair need to be cut that way so the tinfoil helmets fit right?

scientologists unite

Posh, Cruise and Holmes at Becks' final game with Real Madrid; courtesy

Is it just me, or are they all starting to look alike?

just what the world needs

Here comes baby #5! (Allegedly)

The NY Post and Star are reporting that Shar Jackson is pregnant with K-Fed's baby again!
And K-Fed doesn't know.
Oh, yeah. Nothing can go wrong with this plan.

I wonder what Britney will have to say about this. Oh, wait. I think this says it all:

Edit: According to Shar's people, she is not pregnant. The panty shot is still valid, though.

die schönste

Heidi Klum at the CFDA Awards, courtesy

Seriously. The woman is wearing a sparkly poop sack. And she still looks fabulous.

Sometimes life just is not fair.