Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

scientologists unite

Posh, Cruise and Holmes at Becks' final game with Real Madrid; courtesy people.com

Is it just me, or are they all starting to look alike?

just what the world needs

Here comes baby #5! (Allegedly)

The NY Post and Star are reporting that Shar Jackson is pregnant with K-Fed's baby again!
And K-Fed doesn't know.
Oh, yeah. Nothing can go wrong with this plan.


I wonder what Britney will have to say about this. Oh, wait. I think this says it all:

tmz.com

Edit: According to Shar's people, she is not pregnant. The panty shot is still valid, though.

sisters?



In a bizarre twist of tabloid fate, Natalee Holloway's mother and JonBenét Ramsey's father are dating.

John Ramsey and Beth Holloway Twitty met last year and have been dating since January, according to Fox News. Ramsey "said that he and Twitty have a special friendship based on tragedy."

Only in America ...

(via Gawker)

the worst idea ever

Sheryl Crow, in the weeds. An appropriate place to save the world.

Sheryl Crow has an idea of how to save the world. I'm all for saving the world but I can't get on board with this idea:

"I... like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."

I'm all for the saving the world but I REFUSE to wear a shirt that has a "dining sleeve" stitched on to it. What would that even look like? I would imagine something like this:

words escape me


tmz.com

While not dating, Ann Coulter and Jimmie "JJ" Walker were each others date for the 5th Annual TV Land Awards. (Insert your own DYNO-MITE joke here.)

I am not quite sure what to say. I think this picture says it all.

(Although didn't Ms. Coulter accuse the 9/11 widows of being publicity mongers? Pot, meet Kettle.)

thank god for hef

Courtesy The Age; article here

Hugh Hefner has announced a triple-whammy of Anna Nicole Smith tributes: in the May issue of Playboy, on Playboy TV, and at playboy.com.

I love it! A return to Anna Nicole's glory days! Anna Nicole, '93 Playmate of the Year! This is the way she ought to be remembered.

(via bunnyshop; post here)

would she go down on you in a theater?

Alanis. Covering. My Humps.



Who knew that slowed down, "My Humps" could actually be haunting and melancholy? (The words are still ridiculous.)

And Alanis in ghetto fabulous gear? Actually pretty fabulous.

ridiculous controversy

Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2007 Advertisement, courtesy msnbc.com

Stefano and Domenico are pulling this ad from campaigns worldwide, after insistence from both the Spanish and the Italian governments. While I generally believe that images like this contribute to a variety of negative consequences for women, I just don't understand: why this ad? why now? This is not the first or the last time that a strange, sexualized, objectifying image will be used in fashion. I think D&G are, for some reason, the scapegoats for the entire fashion industry.

(via fashionologie and bunnyshop)

practice makes purr-fect



Meet Nora, the most talented feline pianist in the world. It's your duty as a member of the Internet age to watch this. More than 1.5 million people have, and over 1,000 blogs link to it. Don't be the last to know!

now that we've had some time to reflect


Courtesy people.com

It's time to discuss the important issues. The most pressing of which is, Bit-Bit looks particularly bad as far as bald women go. Sometimes, from a distance, she looks like a young, pretty Sinead O'Connor, but usually she looks like this--lumpy-scalped, pointy-eared, deranged.

Britney, we understand the urge to do something drastic with your looks to deal with change in your life. Hell, I once put blue streaks in my hair the day after a particularly bad break up. But don't you wish you'd thought about that forehead bulge before you cut it all off?

Update: We can always count on the Fug Girls, plugging in for an emergency weekend post. "I look like an alien, y'all! An alien from planet SPEARS. Or maybe like a....no, like an alien. A sexy, sexy alien."

this makes me sad

usmagazine.com

quick question

His name is Stumpy. He has four legs. Do four legged ducks waddle? Or do the extra two legs stabilize him? And if you are duck that doesn't waddle, does that defeat the whole purpose of being a duck?

Courtesy of cnn.com
and Mother Nature


things i don't understand, part II

Britney. Shaving. Her. Own. Head.


A cry for help? A shout out to Sinead O'Connor? Maybe her hair extensions were just really, really itchy, y'all.

things i don't understand

Alan Thicke standing in a pool (with his pants on), urging me to go to Las Vegas. It's a commercial on the CW that airs late at night.

I like Las Vegas. I like(d) Growing Pains (especially the one where Matthew Perry was killed in a drunk driving accident). But both of them together?