now that we've had some time to reflect

Courtesy people.com

It's time to discuss the important issues. The most pressing of which is, Bit-Bit looks particularly bad as far as bald women go. Sometimes, from a distance, she looks like a young, pretty Sinead O'Connor, but usually she looks like this--lumpy-scalped, pointy-eared, deranged.

Britney, we understand the urge to do something drastic with your looks to deal with change in your life. Hell, I once put blue streaks in my hair the day after a particularly bad break up. But don't you wish you'd thought about that forehead bulge before you cut it all off?

Update: We can always count on the Fug Girls, plugging in for an emergency weekend post. "I look like an alien, y'all! An alien from planet SPEARS. Or maybe like a....no, like an alien. A sexy, sexy alien."