closet space

At times like this, I wish I were Posh.

According to Perez Hilton, Posh is designing a $500,000 closet for her new house in LA. What does that $500,000 buy you?

A leather floor, a chandelier, an Andy Warhol print, and a camera that offers a 360 degree look at her outfit.

It's good to be Posh.

a shocking revelation

Tom and Suri Cruise in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat in the South of France on June 19
Courtesy people.com

Minnesota Nice Midwest just pointed out that Suri Cruise has essentially the same haircut that Posh, Tom and Katie share.

Does their hair need to be cut that way so the tinfoil helmets fit right?

scientologists unite

Posh, Cruise and Holmes at Becks' final game with Real Madrid; courtesy people.com

Is it just me, or are they all starting to look alike?

just what the world needs

Here comes baby #5! (Allegedly)

The NY Post and Star are reporting that Shar Jackson is pregnant with K-Fed's baby again!
And K-Fed doesn't know.
Oh, yeah. Nothing can go wrong with this plan.

perezhilton.com

I wonder what Britney will have to say about this. Oh, wait. I think this says it all:

tmz.com

Edit: According to Shar's people, she is not pregnant. The panty shot is still valid, though.

die schönste

Heidi Klum at the CFDA Awards, courtesy style.com

Seriously. The woman is wearing a sparkly poop sack. And she still looks fabulous.

Sometimes life just is not fair.

sisters?

In a bizarre twist of tabloid fate, Natalee Holloway's mother and JonBenét Ramsey's father are dating.

John Ramsey and Beth Holloway Twitty met last year and have been dating since January, according to Fox News. Ramsey "said that he and Twitty have a special friendship based on tragedy."

Only in America ...

(via Gawker)