the top 5 things you should know by now

Stripe Crop-Sleeve Cotton Jacket in Wild Dove by Proenza Schouler for Target, $44.99

1. Those cute boys Lazaro and Jake at Proenza Schouler debuted their line for Target on February 4. If you haven't hit it up by now, it might be too late ... This Stripe Crop-Sleeve Cotton Jacket in Wild Dove was my favorite of the collection. Yes, it's a little fall '06, but what do you expect for $44.99?

Anna Nicole Smith, courtesy annanicolesmithdies.com

2. Anna Nicole Smith died. We here at Minnesota Nice hereby ascribe to any and all rumors and conspiracy theories regarding her contested inheritance, her recently deceased son, her newborn daughter, the paternity suit, sex, and drugs.

Bandeau Dress with Lace Frill Detailing and Front Pockets in Navy Blue by Christopher Kane for Topshop, ~$234.38

3. Christopher Kane's collection for Topshop is now was available for shipment to the U.S. via Topshop's website. What does this mean for you? If you are interested in owning the most hideous dress this side of 1986, it will cost you only $234 plus $19.50 in shipping and handling. (Seriously, how could those saddlebags be flattering on even the most slender of women?)

Marc Jacobs Fall 2007 Ready-to-Wear, courtesy style.com

4. Last week was New York Fashion Week, where the darling of the Fall 2007 Ready-to-Wear collections was--no surprise--Marc Jacobs, who brought a sexy, sharp sophistication back to women's clothing.

Gareth Pugh Fall 2007 Ready-to-Wear, courtesy style.com

5. London Fashion Week is wrapping up, and so far I'm not in love with any of it.